About Me

Welcome!

The name is Stephanie. Steph if you know me well. Actually, just call me Steph.

I'm 25 years old and no shame about it. I own my age with pride.

I have lived in Chicago for the past 5 years with my best friend but I'm originally from a Southwest suburb of Chicago. Once high school ended, I got the hell out of there and conquered big city living.

I am in the process of changing careers. I was just recently hired as a police officer so definitely stick around for that process!

I am full of sass, sarcasm, inappropriate humor, and a very bad temper.

Cooking has become one of my passions. I love to eat so why not make the foods I love?!

Health and fitness are a big part of my life. I pride myself in staying fit and eating as clean as I can. But don't let those words fool you, I can scarf down a box of Oreos like it's no one's business.

Rap music makes me SO happy. Seriously. I will battle rap you any day :)

Shoes are my best friends. They make my feet look pretty and don't talk back to me.

I am completely and utterly obsessed with Enrique Iglesias. I WILL marry him one day and have 45 of his children.

Join me on my journey of a lot of inappropriateness, rants, complaints, and everything else under the sun.